Writing Dog: aMuse like no other
"It can't be, I just took you out an hour ago."
"You're lying ."
"Down, yes. Philosophically, No."
"I can't write with you staring at me."
"Well then, I've made my point, haven't I."
"You're going to continue until I give in, aren't you."
"You taught me 'stay', it's given me infinite amounts of patience. Very zen."
"You know you're a dog, right?"
"Yes, but the real question is: Do you know I'm a dog?"
"Ok, I give, go get your leash, let's go."